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[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

You're good, Seb. Damn good. No, I guess I don't hate him anymore. It was crazy. I don't think I could experience something like that and not be changed a little. I... don't really know. It threw me off, but I don't think I'm gonna need therapy.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Dude, you let him fuck you. Don't you think there is something more behind that. No one just randomly fucks an ex-rival for no reason. What does Blaine think of all this? He was always the one running the gauntlet between you two.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

It wasn't like we hooked up so much as it was this weird power struggle thing... IDEK. It was a hate fuck. But then he went into a hypo or whatever it's called, and it scared me to death. I don't know what Blaine thinks. I didn't exactly tell him Nick pounded me into the wall of the elevator.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

An angry fuck? I can't believe you waited this long to do him. Clearly the problem with you two was UST. You should probably do that because I'm not going to be the one to tell him and have him sassy gay bitch up in my face for keeping shit from him.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Yeah, an angry fuck... How did I not get that in school if that's all it was? We could've fucked and gotten it over with years ago, and all the bullshit would've never happened. I'll tell him. No worries.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Maybe he just didn't want to fuck you back then? I don't know. I'm not him.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

I don't think he even knew I was bi. Back then, I think you, Blaine, Trent, and David were the only ones who knew.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

He didn't care back then, dude. Hate to burst your bubble, but you were fuckheads to each other, why should he care where your dick was being stuck?

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Well, I know that. :P Just like I didn't have my head out of my ass enough to know how sick he got. Then again, back then, my dick wasn't getting stuck all that many places.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Your head must've been firmly lodged, dude. Or he really did not want you to see him weak. He had a lot of issues with it back then. Neither was his. In fact, I know he didn't sleep with anyone for probably the duration of his sophomore year through to graduation.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

He told me more or less that he never wanted me to know back then because of the bullshit. I only really slept with two people in high school, so it's not like it would've been common knowledge outside of my close friends. So long story short, we spent high school with our heads so far up our asses we never saw the light of day... But he's... It's different. He's actually a really nice guy.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

No one wants their enemies to know their weaknesses. Centuries of war dictate that little notion. So, what happens with you two from here on in?

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Honestly? I have no idea. I guess things stay the same for the most part, except we can be in the same room without everybody worrying a fist fight's gonna break out... I don't know, though.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

You're hot for him, aren't you?

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Seriously? How do you even do that?!

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Do what? You don't just randomly fuck someone unless you're hot for them. Especially not a sworn enemy. I bet you saw his hot tanned Italian ass and how ripped he is these days, and just couldn't help yourself.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

He randomly fucked *me* thank you very much... :P But... No, I'm not gonna lie, he's hotter than hell these days. Like damn.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Fucking is a mutual concept. Don't even try to be cute, bitch :P And you want to do it again.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. :P I don't have to try, shnookums... I was born this way. Well... I... Fuck, I don't know! Definitely not the same way, though... Like, goddamn, dude... No lube... Fucking ow.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

You get a hard fuck, and now you suddenly an ego the size of the universe. Brilliant. You let him do you without lube? How desperate were you?

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

I'm totally kidding... I haven't given you shit near enough without you around, so I'm making up for lost time. :P I wasn't desperate! It was one of those spur of the moment things!

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Okay, Señor Ego Trip. I believe you :P Dude. Desperate. I know for a fact that Warbler Nick is far from lacking in those certain departments. You wouldn't have been able to walk comfortably for days.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Good, you should... You missed me, yes? :P I could've gotten laid that night if I wanted to... I could've gone to a club and picked someone up. It just happened, and it was a power struggle, and a totally hot one at that, but you're not wrong... He's... um... Well, Blaine was right when he said short people aren't always tiny all over. And I wasn't... Mercedes kept asking what was wrong when we met up that night cuz I could barely walk, and I refused to sit down.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Maybe just a little. When I was busy trying to stop Jez making the stupidest mistake of his life. He nearly married her out of sympathy, goddamnit. Only Germ would have sympathy for a fucking billionaire. So, you going to do it again with him? Or are you just scared to ask him? :P

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

LOL. Yes, keeping Jez from a sympathy wedding is an acceptable reason not to pine away for me. :P I swear, if Jez were gay, you'd have to find yourself a new fuck buddy, cuz I'd marry him. :P Dude, seriously?! You're not gonna let this go, are you?