http://dapperdevious.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] slidingmoments2012-02-26 02:36 pm
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[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-04-08 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe just a little. When I was busy trying to stop Jez making the stupidest mistake of his life. He nearly married her out of sympathy, goddamnit. Only Germ would have sympathy for a fucking billionaire. So, you going to do it again with him? Or are you just scared to ask him? :P

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-04-09 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
LOL. Yes, keeping Jez from a sympathy wedding is an acceptable reason not to pine away for me. :P I swear, if Jez were gay, you'd have to find yourself a new fuck buddy, cuz I'd marry him. :P Dude, seriously?! You're not gonna let this go, are you?

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-04-09 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Bitch just wanted to keep him like a puppy or something. And she had fake tits. He doesn't need fake tits. Why should he settle for fake anything? No fucking way. Like I would let you marry my brother, dude. No offence :P I'll let it go. You're the one deluding yourself.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-04-09 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Not cool! Hey, I'm good enough for Jez! :P I mean, if he liked dudes... I'm hot, and I like to cuddle, and Jez is a cuddler... I've seen it! :P I don't know, man... I really just don't know.

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I can't decide if ANYONE is good enough for Germ, let alone my mates. You stick to the Italian Stallions :P

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Poor Germ's never gonna get to settle down at this rate. :P Dude, that nickname's... appropriate.

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
They have to get through me first. He's too good for most people. Oh yes, I know :P

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-04-10 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
He is pretty awesome. You should just go out and find him a wife and be done with it. :P

Have you slept with Nick?

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-04-12 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Why the hell would I want him married? Marriage sounds atrocious. He'd be better off with a death sentence.

Oh, wouldn't you like to know, babe.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-04-12 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
But Jez seems like the marrying type... He's nicer than you are. :P

Just wondered...

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-04-12 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll resist it for him for as long as I can. Don't want some loser bitch taking advantage.

I bet you did.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-04-12 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Aren't you a good big brother? But what if he doesn't want to wait til you die to settle down? :P

Well, you said you knew he had a big cock, so...

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-04-12 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
She better hope I like her, in that case.

I do know he has a big cock.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-04-12 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not even religious, and I'm about to start praying for whoever she is.

But there's gotta be a story to that...

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-04-12 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You should, because she's really going to need it.

Oh, there is.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-04-12 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Jez.

You're really not gonna tell me, are you?

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-04-12 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Jez is fine. Even better without moocher bitches.

I think I'll just let you ask him all about it :P

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-04-13 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Damn, you're touchy when it comes to him. LOL.

Like I'm gonna have that serious of a conversation with him.

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-04-13 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
He's my other half, I'll kill for him if it ever came to that.

Why not? Are you just never going to talk to him ever again? That's awkward for being civil.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-04-13 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you would... It's kinda awesome. I wish I had a twin.

Of course, I'm gonna talk to him. But like... small talk. Not, "Soooooo... Tell me about how Seb knew your cock was huge."

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-04-14 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It has its moments.

How much can you talk about the fucking weather and what's on TV? I doubt he'll deny the fact.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-04-15 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there's other stuff to talk about besides his cock... Isn't that kind of a weird topic of conversation?

So there is something deniable?

YOU DID FUCK HIM!

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-04-16 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
Not if you've fucked him. Cock is open range once you've had it up your ass.

You're going to have to ask him.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-04-16 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
But...

It doesn't matter, anyway... It's not like I...

I hate you. :P

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
You totally want to ask him. Don't even try to deny it.
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