http://dapperdevious.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] slidingmoments2012-02-26 02:36 pm
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Back on USA soil and Miami-bound (finally)!
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[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-02-26 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
WOOHOO! Did you have a good trip?

Dude, I freakin' LOVE Miami!

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-02-28 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it was pretty cool. We got delayed when a French heiress decided she wanted to marry Germ. I wish I was joking.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-02-28 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously?! LOL. I'm glad she didn't succeed. Pretty sure you would've bitchpls'd her hard if she kept your brother.

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-02-28 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
She can GTFO. I don't care how much of her fortune she promised him. I'm the one that shared a uterus and embryonic sac with him. I get first dibs.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-02-28 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. Wow. DNW French bitches stealing your twin. Not cool.

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-03-02 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Stupid bitch. Like I was going to let her just collect him like that. She was treating him like a lost puppy. He deserve better than that. I have to approve of whoever he hooks up with or it's not on.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-03-02 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't blame you. No patronizing bitches for Jeremy Smyth! My sister's older than me and I still get pissy if her boyfriends are shitty and tell her it's a no go. Then she laughs at me and tells me to get over myself, but that's beside the point. OH! Dude, I have a story for you when you get here.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-03-02 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess I *could* tell you now. I ran into Nick Matheson on an elevator and he fucked me. Jesus, I say that, and it sounds like shitty porn, but it's true!

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-03-02 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Actually fucking? WTF?

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-03-02 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! We were having a verbal bitchfight, and the next thing I knew he had me pinned to the wall, and he actually fucked me... And then shit went really wrong, and I had to call an ambulance.

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-03-02 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
... how fucking hard were you fucking him?

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-03-02 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
He was fucking ME! It was pretty damn hard, too, but he got sick. He's been in the hospital for a bit... He has diabetes, and he said most people at Dalton knew, but not me cuz he hated my guts, and it was mutual. But he's doing a lot better now.

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-03-02 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, that. Yeah, I remember that from school. It's inevitably why I took over as Warblers lead. He got sick and was out of action near Regionals. You were such a crap lay you knocked his blood sugar levels off? LMFAO.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-03-02 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Psh... You know what kind of lay I am, honeybunch. :P No, we got stuck on the elevator without food or insulin, and it fucked his shit up.

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-03-02 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you alright? That had to be intense.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-03-02 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm okay now... Now that I know he's not gonna die or anything, but it was touch and go there for a bit. He ended up passing out, and he was in a coma for a little bit... I thought he was gonna die... I've never been so freaked out in my life.

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-03-03 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
If I didn't know better, I would be wondering right now if you actually care about him.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-03-04 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's not that so much as who seriously wants to see someone die that way? It was intense. He and I have talked since then, though... We decided to be grownups for the sake of Blaine and his new squeeze.

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-03-06 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but still. Your tone towards him as changed. I can even tell over FB. How are you going to cope with that? You've hated on him for so long.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-03-06 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You're good, Seb. Damn good. No, I guess I don't hate him anymore. It was crazy. I don't think I could experience something like that and not be changed a little. I... don't really know. It threw me off, but I don't think I'm gonna need therapy.

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, you let him fuck you. Don't you think there is something more behind that. No one just randomly fucks an ex-rival for no reason. What does Blaine think of all this? He was always the one running the gauntlet between you two.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-03-13 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't like we hooked up so much as it was this weird power struggle thing... IDEK. It was a hate fuck. But then he went into a hypo or whatever it's called, and it scared me to death. I don't know what Blaine thinks. I didn't exactly tell him Nick pounded me into the wall of the elevator.

[identity profile] dapperdevious.livejournal.com 2012-03-17 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
An angry fuck? I can't believe you waited this long to do him. Clearly the problem with you two was UST. You should probably do that because I'm not going to be the one to tell him and have him sassy gay bitch up in my face for keeping shit from him.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-03-18 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, an angry fuck... How did I not get that in school if that's all it was? We could've fucked and gotten it over with years ago, and all the bullshit would've never happened. I'll tell him. No worries.
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