Quinn just laughed again, eyes shining in amusement. "Well, don't stand too close to him too long or you might come out douse in CK cologne and dressed in Armani with extremely white teeth and laser hair removal treatment. But Blaine is just so cute! He's tiny and adorable, and I want to put him in my pocket and take him home with me! Despite the fact I would tear his dick off and roll it in chilli and fry it for a shark's breakfast if he hurt Kurt, I am so proud of my boy for finding such a hottie. Whatever Blaine's style, he makes it work. The rolled up jeans are adorable and those big puppy eyes with those eyelashes could take anyone down. Kurt's not going to know what hit him. Why are all the adorable ones gay? I think it's just still going to be forever an enigma to me how he picked you for a BFF. It really is like he's a playful puppy who just decided he was keeping you, no questions asked," she said, unable to hide the smirk. "With a White Knight complex. I wish I could find my White Knight. He's got to be out there somewhere."

"You better believe it," she confirmed with a point and sipped her drink again. "Kurt's vicious when he wants to be. He totally has an acid tongue. He didn't stay Head Cheerio by having good hip action, he stayed because Sue thought he was the best thing since picking on Mr Schuester. He had the same bite she did and now they have dinner together whenever she comes to visit him in town, and he goes to every Nationals competition each year to help condition the squad. Except the year he was ill. He and Blaine are chalk and cheese. This is going to be amusing to watch play out."