[TEXTS] To Blaine & Puck

[growingfeminism.livejournal.com]

To rockstarwarbler
I haven't heard from you. You alive, BB? You're alive, right? Right...?

To jewhawk
OMG BLAINE'S DEAD!!!

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[jewhawk.livejournal.com]

No, he's not dead! He's resting, I hope. I've been trying to get him to for a while now, but he doesn't listen to me when I'm not constantly there with him.

[growingfeminism.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with him?! Is he sick?

[jewhawk.livejournal.com]

No. He's not sick... When's the last time you talked to him?

[growingfeminism.livejournal.com]

Online or in person?

[jewhawk.livejournal.com]

Either. Has he told you about Kurt?

[growingfeminism.livejournal.com]

Kurt? Who's Kurt? We've both been busy, okay! You know what we're like. We don't need to know each other's every schedule bowel movement to work. Did this Kurt make him sick? I'm gonna kill him!

[jewhawk.livejournal.com]

I know, but I just thought he'd make a point to tell you this. Kurt's Blaine's boyfriend. And when I say Kurt, I mean Kurt Hummel from McKinley. He didn't make him sick... But he's sick himself, and Blaine's with him trying to help him, and it's just wearing him out.

[growingfeminism.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry... what? Did you just say Kurt Hummel? With Blaine? OUR Blaine? WHAT?

[jewhawk.livejournal.com]

Yep, I did. And it's the most complicated thing ever, but Blaine's... T, our boy's in love.

[growingfeminism.livejournal.com]

This all happened on Facebook, didn't it? That bitch. I'm trying to stage a protest against social networks and it goes and finally falls in love without me?! Does Kurt even have a beating heart under the Ice Queen persona, though? The last year or two of school, he was just all GTFO and don't touch me. We used to sort of be friends, but then it stopped when Quinn Fabray became his sidekick. How is this even the real life? Or is this just fantasy?

[jewhawk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's been on there. But the thing is, it ain't just a beating heart underneath that... It's an eating disorder. Quinn knew about it back then, and he was struggling with it most of high school.

[growingfeminism.livejournal.com]

Kurt... has an eating disorder? Oh man, now I just feel like a huge jerk. Is he okay? Does Blaine know? Holy shit, there is a loop the size of Jupiter and I'm totally out of it.

[jewhawk.livejournal.com]

No, he's not okay, and yeah, Blaine knows. I'm with him at the treatment clinic now... We're about to go in for visiting hours.

He needs you, T.

[rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I fell asleep. I'm alive. What's up?

[growingfeminism.livejournal.com]

What the hell is going on?! I thought we had an agreement that it was okay not to be in touch constantly if we promise to tell each other when something big happened?! I would say you were a lying bitch, but you haven't told me anything!

[rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com]

I emailed you but when you didn't reply, I thought you were busy! I mean, it's just been... totally out there, and please don't hit me.

[growingfeminism.livejournal.com]

We made a pact to never rely on technology, Anderson! You can't just go and have all the love feels up in this fucker and not include me! I want to do more than hit you! I want to shake you and mess your hair up!

What is even going on? Are you okay? Are you sure you're not dead? Are you happy? If you're not happy, I'll kill him. I'll put a voodoo curse on him. I think I still know some Black Magic. I'll Google it!

[rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com]

I just... I... have no excuse, and I'm sorry. But I can't even begin to explain any of it over text because my head already feels like it's going to explode. Can I call you? I'm really sorry, T. Please don't be mad. I can't handle it. And no! Don't kill him. Don't hurt him. I'm not dead, I'm okay...

[growingfeminism.livejournal.com]

You're not okay. Puck said you're not okay and you have splodey head happening. That's not okay. No phone, I'm booking a flight right now. I wasn't supposed to come until next week and I was going to hire a car and drive, but nope. Oh god, you really did fall in love without me, didn't you?

[rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com]

I've just got a lot going on in my head, and I fell asleep in a waiting room. Puck's here with me, and we're going to visit Kurt together. What's Puck told you?

[growingfeminism.livejournal.com]

He said you're in love with Kurt Hummel and he has an eating disorder. I'm just not following why you're not doing well and falling asleep in a waiting room with splodey head. Can I buy a vowel? Or maybe even a few paragraphs...?

[rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com]

Correct, on both accounts. But that's pretty much the extreme minimum. There's a lot I need to tell you, but long story in text-short? Kurt's really sick right now with it. It's not just a random eating disorder, it's pretty bad and he's been fighting it for years. Sometimes he's okay, and others he falls off the wagon. This is one of those times, and he's in a special eating disorder clinic to get treatment. Right now, he's not eating at all.

[growingfeminism.livejournal.com]

But I don't get it, B. How did you guys meet? I mean, I'm assuming Kurt's in Miami too. Or did you meet him way back when and never told me about it?

[rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com]

No, I never knew him before. I know that sounds weird, considering how many of you I did meet, but not Kurt. He's here. He lives with Quinn and Mercedes, and a teacher you guys used to have called Holly. She helped him a lot when he was sick too, but I haven't really spoken to her much. Anyway, it was pouring rain and he got knocked over in the... oh fuck. He didn't get knocked over.

[growingfeminism.livejournal.com]

What? B, I'm not following at all. He did or didn't get knocked over? Did you knock him? I'm lost.