This all happened on Facebook, didn't it? That bitch. I'm trying to stage a protest against social networks and it goes and finally falls in love without me?! Does Kurt even have a beating heart under the Ice Queen persona, though? The last year or two of school, he was just all GTFO and don't touch me. We used to sort of be friends, but then it stopped when Quinn Fabray became his sidekick. How is this even the real life? Or is this just fantasy?