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[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

OMFG this rain. I came to Miami for fucking sunshine, bitches.

What the actual fuck being woken at three in the morning too #FML

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[jewhawk.livejournal.com]

Dude, he's too short to be Godzilla. But Christ, Kurt and Blaine both better be damn glad that I like Blaine and Kurt's hag or I would've used my cop skills for evil.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

So, it was definitely Kurt? Germ said he found Kurt's wallet in the bath with wet clothes.

[jewhawk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was definitely him... Dude, I wasn't sure whether to go look for my gun or just put a pillow over my head.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

You want to shoot Kurt? Dude, that's a bit harsh... and that's coming from me.

[jewhawk.livejournal.com]

At three in the morning, I want to shoot anyone or anything that wakes me up. :P

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

The joys of having Blainers are a housewife. He's so short, the pee gravity kicks in quicker.

[jewhawk.livejournal.com]

Yep. Luckily I'm used to him getting up all the time, so he doesn't bother me getting up that much.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Except when the buzzer is going and he's turning one very single light in the apartment ever?

[jewhawk.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, with that as the obvious exception.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

You going to cope okay when he hooks up? I mean, assuming Kurt isn't here to dig the knife in deeper.

[jewhawk.livejournal.com]

Dude, as long as B's happy, that's what matters to me.