Quinn is my best friend, and your numbnuts of a stepbrother tried to steal her boyfriend! And your best friend knocked up my stepbrothers girlfriend! My god. I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. And you want to put all these people in one room for a party? I suggest you make sure there's plenty of alcohol, because that's going to be a hell of a night. Why do you need a party to ask me to dance?

We can cook dinner together then. I'll give you some tips. I cannot date anyone who lives on takeout.