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A party? Really? What's the occasion? It's not your birthday, is it?

No, my birthday is January 2nd. Better than my brothers. They got Christmas Day and Valentine's Day LOL! When is yours? I just want to have a party for all our friends. Please say you can come!

You have brothers? I didn't know you had brothers. Mine is May 27th. I'm a Gemini, and makes you a Capricorn. Well, when is it? I'll come if I'm not working.

I have a big brother, Cooper, and two identical twin stepbrothers, Sebastian and Jeremy. My mom married their dad in our senior year of high school after Mom divorced my father, who I don't have anything to do with. So, are Gemini and Capricorn compatible? Um, I'm not sure yet. Maybe this coming weekend? You tell me when you're free, and that's when we'll have it.

Wow. Why did I assume you were an only child? I feel stupid now. Where are they all? Are they in Miami? Erm, that awkward moment where all the sites basically say our signs are polar opposites, but then my stars didn't tell me I was going to fall on my ass in a rainy street that day, they said I would get a promotion in my job, so let's not base anything on that bullshit. You can't arrange your party to my schedule! But... I am free this weekend. I was going to ask if you wanted to do something anyway.

Actually, I'm free tonight... did you want to maybe come spend the night? I could make you dinner.

Don't feel stupid. My family hasn't come up in conversation before. We're a bit unconventional. I can tell you more about them in person. It's a bit of a long story, especially as to Jez and Seb. One went to Dalton, one didn't. They've been at college in New York but they graduated last year and they're coming to Miami soon. Cooper's in Boston, but he visits a lot. He's an attorney. Oh. Awkward moment. But yes, lets make our own compatibility. Hey, yes I can, and I am. You're the reason I'm having the party.

Yes! I would love that. You like to cook?

Sebastian... SMYTH? The Warbler asshole who tried to steal Mike off Quinn?! Please tell me that is not your stepbrother. Wait, why am I the reason you're having a party?

I do like to cook, yes. ~~I just don't always like to eat it when I'm done.~~

Oh... god. Are you kidding me? They were your friends?! I swear, my mom had barely even started seeing my stepfather at that point! I didn't know anything about it, and I had nothing to do with it! Sebastian used to be a really big douchebag, but he's not anymore and Jeremy's the polar opposite to him! Um... because I want to dance with you?

I'm not really that much of a cook. I know the basic stuff now, but I used to really suck.

Quinn is my best friend, and your numbnuts of a stepbrother tried to steal her boyfriend! And your best friend knocked up my stepbrothers girlfriend! My god. I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. And you want to put all these people in one room for a party? I suggest you make sure there's plenty of alcohol, because that's going to be a hell of a night. Why do you need a party to ask me to dance?

We can cook dinner together then. I'll give you some tips. I cannot date anyone who lives on takeout.

I'm nothing like them! I promise! Is this going to be a problem for us? Please don't let it be a problem. I honestly had nothing to do with any of their douchy choices and I wouldn't do what they did to anyone, least of all you. You've become really special to me, Kurt, and I don't want their stuff being hang ups for us. I just... want all our friends to get along. That's why I thought a party would be fun. And I... don't know. I didn't want you to think I was weird when I've already some a bunch of really dorky stuff that makes me wonder why you even still want to give this a go...

Sorry. I'm rambling.

I... um, okay. Yes. I probably eat too much takeout. Sometimes, it's really not my friend. What are we making?

Hey, hey. Calm down, okay? I can almost feel the force of your eyes through my laptop screen. It's just going to be a hell of a lot of awkward moments, that's all. The only hang ups I'm worried about are yours, if you have any. What dorky stuff have you done that would affect my opinion of you? Which isn't anything negative, I promise. You have taken my breath away, knocked me off my feet, all those interesting metaphors. If we were the same people, Blaine, this would be boring.

It's cute.

I was thinking risotto, garlic bread, and soufflé for dessert.

I don't think I have any hang ups. I mean, none that I can think of, so I guess they're not that important if I do, right? Do you have any? Okay, I have a little bit of a phobia of blood, but that's it. I got a boner the first time we kissed, I vomited on you at Disneyworld, you caught me with a cart full of toilet paper and condoms... you really don't think I'm a dork?

I was more going with awkward.

You can make all that? Really?

So, you have motion sickness and don't like blood. Why the hell would that make me think any less of you? I guess I do have hang ups about things, but how about we just go with I'll tell you when they come up or we could be here all day. Do you think any less of me for having them? Oh no, I think you're a dork, but I think it's adorably sweet and that you shouldn't change any part of you for me. Isn't part of the enjoyment of being in a relationship the thrill of learning about each other? Or did all those romantic comedies get it wrong?

Awkward I can deal with. It means we still have a lot to learn. What's the rush?

I can, yes. Do you want to cook with me? It'll be fun.

Smile and nod? Hell no, dude, I'm buying the booze!

Awesome \o/ It's been forever since we had a party.

Fuck yeah, dude. EXCITED!

KURT'S COMING!! MY FIRST PARTY WITH MY BOYFRIEND!

FTMFW!

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