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[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Back on USA soil and Miami-bound (finally)!

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[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

It has its moments.

How much can you talk about the fucking weather and what's on TV? I doubt he'll deny the fact.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Well, there's other stuff to talk about besides his cock... Isn't that kind of a weird topic of conversation?

So there is something deniable?

YOU DID FUCK HIM!

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Not if you've fucked him. Cock is open range once you've had it up your ass.

You're going to have to ask him.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

But...

It doesn't matter, anyway... It's not like I...

I hate you. :P

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

You totally want to ask him. Don't even try to deny it.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

You're a bitch when you wanna be, you know that? :P

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

What do you mean 'when I wanna be'? I'm always a bitch. I wouldn't have it any other way. Enjoy that conversation, though.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Exactly. You always wanna be... So you always are.

Dude, that's gonna be such a weird thing to ask. LOL.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

That's very profound of you, Jeffie-baby. Pulitzer Prize stuff, that is.

Let's see if you have the balls to do it.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

If I don't make it as a football commentator, I plan on being a philosopher, don't you know? :P

How are you always so good at getting me to do stuff?

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Because I'm just that awesome, honeybunch.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Freakishly so.