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[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Back on USA soil and Miami-bound (finally)!

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[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Aren't you a good big brother? But what if he doesn't want to wait til you die to settle down? :P

Well, you said you knew he had a big cock, so...

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

She better hope I like her, in that case.

I do know he has a big cock.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

I'm not even religious, and I'm about to start praying for whoever she is.

But there's gotta be a story to that...

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

You should, because she's really going to need it.

Oh, there is.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Poor Jez.

You're really not gonna tell me, are you?

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Jez is fine. Even better without moocher bitches.

I think I'll just let you ask him all about it :P

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Damn, you're touchy when it comes to him. LOL.

Like I'm gonna have that serious of a conversation with him.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

He's my other half, I'll kill for him if it ever came to that.

Why not? Are you just never going to talk to him ever again? That's awkward for being civil.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

I know you would... It's kinda awesome. I wish I had a twin.

Of course, I'm gonna talk to him. But like... small talk. Not, "Soooooo... Tell me about how Seb knew your cock was huge."

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

It has its moments.

How much can you talk about the fucking weather and what's on TV? I doubt he'll deny the fact.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Well, there's other stuff to talk about besides his cock... Isn't that kind of a weird topic of conversation?

So there is something deniable?

YOU DID FUCK HIM!

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Not if you've fucked him. Cock is open range once you've had it up your ass.

You're going to have to ask him.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

But...

It doesn't matter, anyway... It's not like I...

I hate you. :P

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

You totally want to ask him. Don't even try to deny it.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

You're a bitch when you wanna be, you know that? :P

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

What do you mean 'when I wanna be'? I'm always a bitch. I wouldn't have it any other way. Enjoy that conversation, though.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Exactly. You always wanna be... So you always are.

Dude, that's gonna be such a weird thing to ask. LOL.

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

That's very profound of you, Jeffie-baby. Pulitzer Prize stuff, that is.

Let's see if you have the balls to do it.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

If I don't make it as a football commentator, I plan on being a philosopher, don't you know? :P

How are you always so good at getting me to do stuff?

[dapperdevious.livejournal.com]

Because I'm just that awesome, honeybunch.

[warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com]

Freakishly so.