Quinn quirked an eyebrow and laughed. "A lot of America wishes the police force would take a running jump into the nearest ocean, but I can see what you're saying. Someone needs to at least attempt to keep law and order, right? Are we ever going to see your face on a modern-take of Cops?" she asked in amusement. "Well, to be fair, we were both jug bitches and when you're both bitches, it's either fight each other or fight together against everyone else. We went from one to the other and it turned out he was the best friend anyone could ever had. Under the bitch exterior, Kurt is an amazing person, and what a lot of people don't notice is that he will only turn on you with the bitchclaws if you do bad by him. Until then, he gives you the benefit of the doubt. He might not necessarily give you the time of day, but he won't treat you badly. It's why he was against most of the glee club... just about all of them treated him like hell or judged him at one point or another. Or if you were Rachel Berry, tried to annihilate him or ostracise him because he was a threat to her. All the poor guy wanted was a damn solo and a chance to shine. Like we had a chance..." She glanced at him. "No offence. I know you two have a past."

She put her fingers over her lips, but she was still laughing behind them. "I would never tell Kurt this to his face, but I think a good, sweaty round of sex with someone he cared about would do him the world of good. Everything is always such a military operation with him. He plans everything. He just needs to let loose. It was nice to know the urges are there, but whether he does anything about it any time soon is an entirely different story. Or whether he will even let Blaine see him naked," she added wryly, pressing her lips together.