"I'm just glad I had to shave my mohawk for my job, or I'm pretty sure I'd wake up in bed with Kurt having shaved it one night if he stayed over with Blaine or something. Hell, for that matter, B might've done it himself. He really is tiny... And pockets are his chosen mode of transportation." He winked before staring at her in amusement. "Damn. You don't play games with your fag, do you? Yeah, you're right... We're pretty much polar opposites, but that's pretty much how it went down. We met at Dalton, and he pulled me aside and we talked a little, and the next thing I knew, I had this little gay sidekick... He wouldn't go anywhere, and it didn't take very long for me to get used to him being there." He didn't say anything to the last part, if for no other reason than he really didn't know what to say.

"Do me a favor and warn Blaine before that time of the month comes?" he joked. "On second thought, don't... That's the one amusing thing about my bro having his own other half... But that's incredible. I didn't realize Kurt was still involved with the Cheerios. Blaine's definitely the complete opposite, but I think they'll be good for each other. And they'll sure as hell be fun to watch."