http://rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] slidingmoments2012-01-30 01:06 pm
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If someone is taking a long time in the bathroom, how long is a discreet amount of time to wait for them before you check they're okay?
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[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I... don't actually know. How long has he been gone? And what was going on when he went?

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well, nothing. We just finished our main course.

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm... Maybe he had to go call his fag hags and give them the D/L on how the date's going?

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
OMFG, what if I don't past the tests?! I thought I was doing everything right!

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Don't panic, dude. Maybe he's telling them how awesome you are... Seriously, if it's been too long and you're really getting worried... And I mean really a long time, not a few minutes and you're panicking... then just go knock and ask if he's okay.

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's been maybe longer than five minutes, but not ten. I don't want him to think I'm a creeper again and can't leave him to pee in peace.

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Give him the solid ten, then make sure there's not a line or anything, and knock. Just say you were worried the food made him sick.

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh shit! Oh fuck! Do you think the food made him sick?! Dude, I picked! He let me order, what if it's made him sick?! Oh my god.

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
B! Take deep breaths, dude, you're gonna be fine... I thought you said you were gonna hang out with Nick and get yourself calmed down before this date since I'm at work?

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
He didn't show up. He got stuck in an elevator with Jeff. Okay, a guy who went into the bathroom after Kurt has come out before him, but he's not screaming for anyone to call 911, so that's probably a good thing, right?

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, fuck... I'm gonna guess that didn't go well. Yeah, not screaming for 911 is generally a plus.

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't heard since. They maybe killed each other, you should check the news site. Would he fit out of a bathroom window crutches?

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I'm a cop... If a double murder or murder-suicide went down, I'd know... I don't think so, man... He's probably still in there.

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah. It wouldn't be a suicide. They'd never kill themselves over each other. I'll give him a few more minutes. It might be number two. Oh! I found out the names of his fag hags. He lives with Mercedes and Quinn, but he has an honorary big sister called Holly.

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-01-30 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
True. They'd both be so stubborn they wouldn't let themselves die til the other was dead, though. LMAO! That would suck if you had to crap on a date. Mercedes has already given me the "Is he good enough?" game with you... And he lives with Quinn? Damn, dude... She was his co-HBIC, and she's fuckin' hot. Holly? Not sure I know her...

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-01-31 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
There would be a lot of blood too. Probably broken bones. Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. I'm not going to judge him, he didn't cringe when I barfed in front of him. She has? Is she nice? I have this vision his hags are seriously scary and want my dick for wall art. Yep, lives with her. She's in law school. Dude, she coached your Glee Club or something.

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-01-31 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
No shit. Those two are nuts. That's true, man... Maybe you two really *are* the real deal. Yeah, she's nice, she just loves her fag and doesn't want him dating someone who isn't cool. Don't worry, I told her you're awesome. That's cool, dude. OH! Miss Holliday!

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-01-31 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I want it to be the real deal. Dude, her name is Holly Holliday? LMFAO.

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-01-31 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you do, man... Yup. Holly Holliday. She's hot, too.

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-02-01 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well, she was apparently like his mentor or something, doesn't live with them but lives nearby. Maybe she's, like, the Head Fag Hag?

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-02-01 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
If Miss Holliday is his head hag? You're in good shape. She's the coolest teacher I ever had.

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-02-01 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm screwed if she doesn't like me.

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-02-01 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
She'll like you, dude. Hell, she liked *me*.

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-02-01 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So, she's a freak of nature? P

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-02-01 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if her liking me makes her a freak of nature, what does that make my BFF? :P

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-02-01 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
As if it's any secret that I'm a freak of nature. Everyone calls me a hobbit and I anticipate taking it up the ass.

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-02-01 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there is that...

[identity profile] rockstarwarbler.livejournal.com 2012-02-01 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You always supported me being a hobbit. I'm very touched.

[identity profile] jewhawk.livejournal.com 2012-02-01 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
What are bros for?
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