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Hey, you! Is my favorite diva ready to see me in a few days?
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[identity profile] gotstarpower.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to tentatively say yes, but if my fag subsequently spontaneously combusts, y'all have to take a back seat, sweetness ;)

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
That awkward moment when being only half gay means you can't claim your ex as a fag hag. :P I'll be around for a little while. Tell Kurt I love him to bits, but he needs to not spontaneously combust during my visit.

[identity profile] gotstarpower.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
There's plenty of this hag to go 'round, boyfriend ;) We're trying to get him loved up, it just ain't all that simple when he's like 'DNW PENIS NEAR ME EVER'. Not even when said penis is a little hottie firecracker who is clearly drooling over our boy.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I gonna have to sit him down and explain to him why penis rocks? :P What kind of gay guy can be all "DNW PENIS"?! Ohhhh, hottie? Hotties are of the win.

[identity profile] gotstarpower.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Many a fag and many a gay porno, and the message ain't sunk in, babe. He'll probably just end up bitchslapping you. Kurt, basically. He's got issues, but we still love him. Yeah! Actually, you might know him. He went to Dalton, apparently.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's no good. DNW bitchslaps pls... Seriously? OMG BLAINE?!

[identity profile] gotstarpower.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! How did you know? He's been all white knight up on Kurt and Kurt doesn't know how to take it. He thinks the Disney Police are gonna jump out and arrest him for getting up in their fantasy romance.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Not many dudes from Dalton in Miami to my knowledge. Educated guess. LOL. Blaine's a sweet guy.

[identity profile] gotstarpower.livejournal.com 2012-01-26 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I know of two, but I know one other who definitely ain't after Kurt. So, low chances that he'll hurt our boy? We ain't gonna have to do anything like kill him, right?

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-01-27 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
Two? Who else is in Miami from Dalton? Slim to none. He's really sweet and kinda innocent. I mean, not that he he's dumb or super naive, but he sees the best in people. You'll like him.

[identity profile] gotstarpower.livejournal.com 2012-01-27 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Nick Matheson. He lives with our Mike a few blocks away. Mike's at Med School now, but Nick's all done with college. Right now, I think Kurt's just awed and ain't so sure how to take the attentions, but Blaine's winning the boy over.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-01-27 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT?! Nick's in Miami? Oh, that's just fabulous. Do you remember when I got in a fist fight at my graduation? Nick Matheson. Good! Blaine's awesome.

[identity profile] gotstarpower.livejournal.com 2012-01-28 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, he's a natural-born Floridaite. We're all just interlopers. But damn, is that boy looking mighty fine these days. Tanned, surfer, Italian accent 'round the edges of his words. Shame he ain't batting for my team right now. Yeah, babe, I remember, and I never got why you hated him so much.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-01-28 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know really. He just... rubbed me the wrong way, and he was a pretty big jerk to me, too...

[identity profile] gotstarpower.livejournal.com 2012-01-28 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ain't even gonna profess to get it, babe. Seems you were big jerks to each other. I just dunno why, 'cause he's a sweetheart.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-01-28 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... Well, I don't really know what to say to that. He was never one to me. Like, seriously, we didn't like each other when we first met, and it just exploded when they tried to put us in the same room.

[identity profile] gotstarpower.livejournal.com 2012-01-28 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
So, what you gonna do when you come to Miami? Nick lives with Mike, and Mike is Quinn's ex-fiancé-but-still-friends. Quinn lives with Kurt and me, and Kurt is almost certainly crushing on Blaine (and vice versa), who lives with Puck. Playing nice might be a good idea.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-01-28 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, babe... I'm cool with you guys, and with Puck and Blaine... Just not Nick. I'll be as nice as Nick is.

[identity profile] gotstarpower.livejournal.com 2012-01-29 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
Babe. Stop and listen to yourself for a minute. You sound like a kid. All I'm saying is y'all gonna have connections whether you like it or not, and it'll be hella easier on Kurt and Blaine if you two aren't causing World War III around them.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-01-29 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not planning to start any World War III, Cedes. I'm just saying if he can act decent to me, I'll act decent to him.

[identity profile] gotstarpower.livejournal.com 2012-01-31 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
How chivalrous of you. Too much to ask you to be the man first, huh? Typical.

[identity profile] gotstarpower.livejournal.com 2012-01-31 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe about 90% of the time :P I might have to disown you if I have to witness too much testosterone-fuelled man-duels.

[identity profile] warble-on-jeff.livejournal.com 2012-01-31 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, come on... It's at least 95%, maybe even 99%! I mean, I hope it doesn't escalate to anyone getting their faces smashed or anything. I'll play nice, but if he's a dick to me? I make no promises.
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