"Alright, so... what is it you're looking for in a chick besides tits and pussy?" Sebastian asked for the sake of conversation. They hadn't actually sat down in person and spoke about stuff in a long time because they hadn't seen each other in person in ages with him and Jeremy being overseas. He personally would never see the appeal of any sort of sex without a dick involved, and preferably two, but they had been close friends for ages now and were united in the homosexual front. He always talked to her about lesbian shit if she wanted to talk about it, that just didn't mean he wouldn't mock it. She knew he did, and it was just more affectionate between them now than anything. They both gave as good as they got. "You've gotta have some sort of idea. Most people have a type for sex, so it goes without saying you would have one for dating too. Or can't you see beyond the blonde bimbo type that you need to babysit? You're better than that, babe. You need a chick to challenge you both in the sack and out of it. Does Kurt have any spare hags lying around who like a bit of carpet munching?"
He just had to nod, nose scrunching a little with distaste, but because he couldn't fathom making himself barf on the regular. He was tall and never had any extra weight, but from the sounds of it, Kurt was even skinnier than him these days but still thought he was fat. "Blaine said Kurt had it back in school, something to do with how he managed to get on top of the ladder with the cheerleading. Maybe if you had known about it back then, you could have been his co-captain and not Blondie. You always had a way better ass than her anyway. That's beside the point here, though. The thing is, Kurt's sick and whether we think it's a good idea or not, Blaine wants to look after him. He's fallen hard, and we gotta support him with it. Just, when you do go see the dude, be prepared that it could be confronting. Puck said Kurt looks pretty bad right now. Just be grateful you weren't the homosexual who suffered badly enough into a self-harming psychological condition? You figured it out, but now you just gotta find a bit of regular T&A because I know deep that, that's what you really want."
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He just had to nod, nose scrunching a little with distaste, but because he couldn't fathom making himself barf on the regular. He was tall and never had any extra weight, but from the sounds of it, Kurt was even skinnier than him these days but still thought he was fat. "Blaine said Kurt had it back in school, something to do with how he managed to get on top of the ladder with the cheerleading. Maybe if you had known about it back then, you could have been his co-captain and not Blondie. You always had a way better ass than her anyway. That's beside the point here, though. The thing is, Kurt's sick and whether we think it's a good idea or not, Blaine wants to look after him. He's fallen hard, and we gotta support him with it. Just, when you do go see the dude, be prepared that it could be confronting. Puck said Kurt looks pretty bad right now. Just be grateful you weren't the homosexual who suffered badly enough into a self-harming psychological condition? You figured it out, but now you just gotta find a bit of regular T&A because I know deep that, that's what you really want."