Sebastian shook his head and rolled his eyes. "Nick Matheson. The dude who used to be Jeff's prized enemy back at Dalton. Apparently they had this weird round of hate sex in an elevator and I couldn't even tell you much more than that, because when Jeff told me, I was too busy laughing my ass off... as one does. I just know it's been one whole awkward moment because Jeff's fucking me, Nick's been fucking Mike, who is Quinn's ex, and Quinn is Kurt's room mate, which brings us an entire circle back to Blaine. I mean, I kept in touch with Nick over the years, but not as much as some of the other Warblers. Blaine was more in touch with him than anyway, I think. Nick was more connected to Kurt's side of everything. We all had this whole six degrees of separation shit going on no one ever really knew about until Kurt tripped and faceplanted the sidewalk for Blaine to swoop in like a white knight and save him. And then fell head-over for Kurt himself. It was all very Disney, but you fucking know Blaine. He wasn't going to pop his cherry without the hearts and roses. Not that he has even gotten to that extremely overdue event yet."
He shrugged. "It's been fucked. I mean, I don't know much more about the dude beyond the fact he was a fucking prized ice queen bitch whenever Dalton came up against you guys in the glee comp. Hummel was, like, untouchable. He led you guys, but always had this posse of chicks around him like some sort of pussy-laden bodyguard team. They wouldn't let anyone near him. Of course, if Fabray was leading that pack, and she knew about his Princess Di routine, it makes sense she would protect him. Blaine's right in it all, though. He's in love with the dude and he's laying everything on the line for him. Normally I would bitch that shit out like nothing else and judge is so hard I strained something, but... you just have to look at Blaine, and you know Hummel is everything to him. I don't even know why he decided, out of all the dudes I have seen drool over Blaine over the years, he wants this one who comes with more baggage than a fucking fake handbag salesman in The Bronx."
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He shrugged. "It's been fucked. I mean, I don't know much more about the dude beyond the fact he was a fucking prized ice queen bitch whenever Dalton came up against you guys in the glee comp. Hummel was, like, untouchable. He led you guys, but always had this posse of chicks around him like some sort of pussy-laden bodyguard team. They wouldn't let anyone near him. Of course, if Fabray was leading that pack, and she knew about his Princess Di routine, it makes sense she would protect him. Blaine's right in it all, though. He's in love with the dude and he's laying everything on the line for him. Normally I would bitch that shit out like nothing else and judge is so hard I strained something, but... you just have to look at Blaine, and you know Hummel is everything to him. I don't even know why he decided, out of all the dudes I have seen drool over Blaine over the years, he wants this one who comes with more baggage than a fucking fake handbag salesman in The Bronx."