Sebastian held his beer up in a mock toast. "You're fucking telling me. If I went to New York, I might actually have an interesting social life. I just fucking hate surfers, so it's slim pickings here. Not through lack of trying before I buy, though. I just never buy. At least French dudes knew all the interesting ways to utilise their tongue. I miss a fucking good rim job. It's been so freaking long since I had a satisfying one," he decided with a dramatic sigh, letting his head fall back as he took a swig of the beer. "Really don't give a flying fuck about Jeff's hair, either. Just so long as I can hold onto it when he's blowing me, I could give a rip if it's blond or neon purple. Although, even that would probably be a step up from Bieber hair. Not that it matters anyway. Jeff and me are pretty much done on the FWB thing. I wanted to quit it before it got weird, and as soon as he dropped trou for Nick, it definitely got weird. I should try pursuing Mike Chang again now he's fabulously single," he said with a wicked smirk. It wasn't that much of a bad idea, if he did say so himself. "I'm not going to wait around for you. You probably don't even know any hot dick. You would be too busy looking to see if they had tits. Maybe you should look on the more butch from for awhile. Skinny blond chicks really don't seem like your style. At least, not unless they have more between their legs than they do between their ears."
"He already did. Head-first. He's talking moving in with Kurt and everything, but I don't know how Kurt feels about it all. I guess the jury is still well out on all of that. The thing with Blainers is that we've never been able to tell him what to do. He functions on Blainers Rulebook of Life that no one else has a copy of and if he gets his mind set on something, his mind is set. No amount of reasoning or trying to tell him he's wrong will work. Even coming here to Miami in the first place. Dad and Wendy just didn't think it would be the best route because it's a pretty unique sort of place. The college course he wanted was here, and once the idea was in his mind, that was it. I'm pretty sure that was why Puck ultimate chose here to enter the force. At least that way, he could keep an eye on Blaine. Now we have Germ saying all the airy fairy shit about Miami being where Blaine was meant to be because Kurt was here and blah, blah, fucking blah. I don't know how we were made from the same genetic cell. Romance. Pfft," he scoffed with a shake of his head.
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"He already did. Head-first. He's talking moving in with Kurt and everything, but I don't know how Kurt feels about it all. I guess the jury is still well out on all of that. The thing with Blainers is that we've never been able to tell him what to do. He functions on Blainers Rulebook of Life that no one else has a copy of and if he gets his mind set on something, his mind is set. No amount of reasoning or trying to tell him he's wrong will work. Even coming here to Miami in the first place. Dad and Wendy just didn't think it would be the best route because it's a pretty unique sort of place. The college course he wanted was here, and once the idea was in his mind, that was it. I'm pretty sure that was why Puck ultimate chose here to enter the force. At least that way, he could keep an eye on Blaine. Now we have Germ saying all the airy fairy shit about Miami being where Blaine was meant to be because Kurt was here and blah, blah, fucking blah. I don't know how we were made from the same genetic cell. Romance. Pfft," he scoffed with a shake of his head.