"You have a point. Damn your pickings are slim these days. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. But you're right on the whole Justin/Jeff thing. I always thought that. Way too blonde. Seriously, no offense, but has Jeff had a different haircut like... ever? I swear that was the same damn look he had when we competed against you guys that first time at Sectionals, and that was when Bieber hair was actually sort of popular. That's been how long ago now?" She snorted, shaking her head. "He must be a decent lay at least. But yeah... Hot brunette sounds like a winner to me, though. If I come across any, I'll send them your way, although I can't promise anything about their cocks. You'll have to figure that part out on your own. My good cock radar has waned in recent years. Sorry to disappoint. But I'll send you hot ones, just the same. If the cocks are fail, you can bitch me out over it later. I'll even try to pretend like I care." She winked at him in amusement before giving him a firm nod. "Fuck yeah, I want a beer. And I'm not scared. I just... haven't done it in a long time, that's all."
"Yeah, kinda hard to show up for a court date from six feet under anyway. Not a good look for anybody. But yeah... I think Blaine's going to throw himself into this whole thing... or already has... and there's really nothing much you can do about it at this point but just roll with it. Puck talked to me a little about it, too. He said you guys are all worried, because Blaine's gone headfirst into this thing, and there's no backing out of it as far as he's concerned. Awww, man. I haven't seen your folks in ages. It'll be good to see them." She laughed a little at that and gave Seb a wink. "Hey, if he's identical to you, he's got to have it where it counts on some level, doesn't he? If only in the epic cock department." It wasn't as if Santana hadn't seen Seb naked. They'd shared living space before, for one reason or another. And seeing Seb naked was pretty much a fact of life if you shared a living area with him for any amount of time, even if only a few days. He simply had no shame about the matter. And seeing Seb naked meant seeing Germ naked, too. It was just kind of how it went with identical twins, even if Germ was actually very modest and reserved about showing off his body. "I wouldn't underestimate his skills... He does have the Smyth genes."
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"Yeah, kinda hard to show up for a court date from six feet under anyway. Not a good look for anybody. But yeah... I think Blaine's going to throw himself into this whole thing... or already has... and there's really nothing much you can do about it at this point but just roll with it. Puck talked to me a little about it, too. He said you guys are all worried, because Blaine's gone headfirst into this thing, and there's no backing out of it as far as he's concerned. Awww, man. I haven't seen your folks in ages. It'll be good to see them." She laughed a little at that and gave Seb a wink. "Hey, if he's identical to you, he's got to have it where it counts on some level, doesn't he? If only in the epic cock department." It wasn't as if Santana hadn't seen Seb naked. They'd shared living space before, for one reason or another. And seeing Seb naked was pretty much a fact of life if you shared a living area with him for any amount of time, even if only a few days. He simply had no shame about the matter. And seeing Seb naked meant seeing Germ naked, too. It was just kind of how it went with identical twins, even if Germ was actually very modest and reserved about showing off his body. "I wouldn't underestimate his skills... He does have the Smyth genes."