Sebastian had a really, really big night out. He hadn't necessarily had a lot to drink, but he definitely partied hard. Then he went home to some random guy's place for a hook up, fucked his brains out, but left before sunrise to come home and catch up on some much-needed beauty sleep. He had crashed out into a heavy sleep once he got home and took a shower. He might like sex, but he wasn't a huge fan of letting any stranger's bodily fluids stay on him for any length of time. It wasn't like he was probably ever going to see them again. But he woke up out of his deep sleep out of the blue, finding himself thirsty from probably a bit of dehydration from the night before. He was downing the water on the way home, but his body needed more. He pulled himself up from bed with a yawn, scratching at his nether regions when he made his way across the tiled floor of his new beach-view bedroom and out into the hall. He had never in his life, even fro man infant, had any shame about being naked. He used to strip off his clothes and diapers and do nudie runs through the house when he was barely even walking. He spent basically his whole terrible twos naked because clothes weren't to his favour, including a full strip in the middle of a Walmart aisle one day, much to his mom's embarrassment... whilst Germ sitting in the trolley just laughed his little butt off when his twin got chastised. It was his apartment, and he could walk around naked in it if he liked.

He just didn't account for the fact Santana might have company. And company she did have. He made his way into the kitchen in all his naked glory, only to find Santana sitting at the table there with... ohhhh, hello stranger with an extremely ripped body in a tank top and tats. Sebastian paused, a sly grin spreading on his lips and basically completely ignored Santana as his eyes lit up at the eye candy sitting right there in front of him. "Hello there. Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns," he drawled with a wink and then gave a laugh. "Look at me, I can't even think straight." He held the guy's gaze for a moment and then went over to the fridge to lean over and dig out a bottle of the chilled water on the lower shelf.