Sebastian realised that right now, he and Jeremy probably looked very identical. They were both dressed down in jeans and t-shirts for the long flight, and it was one of those times they did look the epitome of identical twins. But Puck was used to it, and so was Blaine. Their personalities were distinctly different enough so mistakes weren't really made. Plus, if anyone wanted to really make sure, they had matching Yin-Yang tattoos on the inside of their wrists but on opposite arms, just to get technical.

He swirled his mouthful of tea around his mouth and then swallow. "I just don't want Blaine hurt, alright? I'm not saying he's naive, but he's never done any of this shit before and now he really drew the sort straw on first boyfriends. And seriously, if the dude has body issues this bad? Blaine probably wasn't even going to get a decent fuck anyway. He probably wouldn't even be allowed to see the guy naked. Which is a shame, because I saw the dude perform back in school with the glee club and on the cheerleading squad, he has some mighty fine hip action Blainers could have seriously done with a few rounds from."