It was everything Puck could do to contain his laughter. It wasn't so much that Blaine was scared he wouldn't be good at sex that was entertaining to Puck. It was more the adorable wide-eyed way he was looking at him as he considered it. "B, seriously, dude, you're like Puss in Boots on Shrek with those eyes, man... You gotta stop doing that. Everybody sucks at sex the first time. I did... Hell, dude, even I sucked my first time. B... B, take deep breaths, bro."

"Listen," Puck explained. "Dude, Kurt makes you happy... You guys barely know each other, and he already makes you this happy... I'm not gonna fuck that up for you. You're my bro, and you've wanted somebody like this for so long. There is no way in hell that I'd go picking old fights back up again when this is going well for you." He moved so that he could put his arm around Blaine's shoulder tightly. "I know, dude. But hey... If you weren't nervous, I'd be kinda surprised."