"Never premature for that, dude. Better to be ready and not need them than to not be, and end up needing them. I really don't think he'll laugh. Kurt doesn't seem like that kinda dude. Who knows... He could even be one himself." Puck gave Blaine a serious look. "In all honesty, though, B? Buy condoms just in case. And keep one in your wallet. You never know."

"Dude, I'll do the best I can to make sure that doesn't happen. After I met you, I kinda thought more about it... Like having more gay friends, but I always felt like a dick, and I didn't think he'd want to be friends with me after what I did to him." With a grin, the cop gave his friend's shoulder a squeeze. "I don't think he's gonna smash your face in, dude. Not unless you do something really awful and hurt Kurt."