Blaine chewed on his lower lip and fiddled with his cup. "Is it too premature to think I should maybe stock up? Shit, I don't even know if he's interested in me like that. But then, you hear about getting carried away in the moment, right? Maybe I should be prepared just in case? I don't carry any. When do you know to have that sort of talk, though? How the fuck am I going to tell him I'm a virgin? Do you think he'll laugh?"

He shot Puck a faint glare. "I can't help it that blood breaks my brain. Oh god, please let me never, ever bleed in front of Kurt. Ever. Or let anyone else bleed. Okay, did you ever... want to be his friend?" He nodded. "He said his brother is a typical rebel badass and huge. I'm sort of scared, what if he guy wants to smash my face in? Shut up. I'm taller than Mini Me and Yoda."