"It's just a personal preference thing," Puck said with a shrug. "You'll figure it out when you start using them regularly. The colored ones are okay, I guess... Like I said, it's kinda whatever you like. You have a point, though... Benefits of being gay, there, dude." He laughed lightly, grinning at Blaine. "I don't think he's like me, dude. He doesn't... He doesn't seem like the manslut type."

"Yeah, I guess... I like scary movies, but the Saw shit was kinda fucked up, even more me. I know you hate blood, dude. I've seen you after you cut your thumb slicing up tomatoes in the kitchen." He shook his head. "Honestly, dude... It was the gay thing. I was an idiot before I met you. I was a dumb, thickheaded, closed-minded jock, and it was bullshit. Yeah, his brother... We were good friends until I knocked Rachel up. He's been in prison though? Seriously? Damn. Dude, you pretty much are that short. There just aren't that many people shorter than you."