"Yeah, not a road I'm planning to go down again. Trojans are my BFF... I mean, besides you, so don't give me The Eyes. That awkward moment when my best friend's all, 'Seeing how fucked up your life was made me not wanna do stupid shit like you did,' and I'm totally not offended at all." He laughed out loud giving Blaine a playful nudge. "Dude, what if he's like me? I mean, minus the knocking someone up thing?"

"Well, yeah, I know that, but my thing is, the people who come up with this shit? Why are they making movies and not in some kind of facility? I mean, they can't be mentally healthy people. There's no way. I mean, like I said... I don't know him much beyond the part where I bullied him before I pulled my head out of my ass, and that he and I never really got to know each other beyond that, but we coexisted in Glee club. I know he was really close with his dad... That's really about it. And B, seriously? If you didn't like dudes taller than you, you'd date midgets, or be single forever."