Tina just snickered. "Speak for yourself. Grievous bodily harm means more paperwork for me, and no cop wants to create themselves more work," she pointed out, though she was giving Santana a grin now. "And as much as I would love to fuck the employment record, I need an income to survive and feather this little single life I have become somewhat accustomed to. I had a clean divorce and just agreed to 50/50 everything so I could get out of it quicker and so he didn't start asking tricky questions. Hell, I probably would have just given him the whole lot to get out of the marriage. But what about you, La Chica Lopez? What are you up to these days? I haven't really heard. I just knew you regularly got your fabulous on with Smyth Part One and probably terrified the world with your piles of epic bitchdom. But as I said, it's all hearsay. I want to hear it directly from your mouth... and what a mouth it is. Is it all for looks or do you really know what to do with it these days?" she asked with a wink. "And yeah, Artie was too busy being a boring tit to know how to really touch them with any distinct result."
When the drink was delivered and Tina told the bargirl to keep the change, she pulled the shot glasses and bottle close to her and twisted the cap of. She expertly splashed the liquor into the glasses and only spilled a couple of drops. The dish with the lemon was lined up with the salt shaker, and in a little well-honed production line that very much indicated she was no virgin to this sort of fun, she licked-sipped-sucked like a pro and then licked her lips when she removed the lemon rind. She kissed her fingers like an Italian chef and smirked. "Fabulous, darling. That's a really good drop." She nudged the stuff over to Santana for her shot. "Hags-in-law... like you wouldn't even believe. Blaine isn't my only connection to the Smyth twins, you could say. I've sort of been avoiding them a little since I got into town around a similar time to them. I was hoping to catch more with Blaine, but with Dumb and Dumber staying with him, and Blaine darting off to Jacksonville to see Kurt on the regular, I haven't really had the chance. We had one quick McDonalds sundae date at 10pm one night where he filled me in on everything with Kurt, but that was it. I really had no idea. Kurt always terrified me. I can't even lie about that. He was the sort of person I always wished I could be but never had the balls to try. I wanted to hate him for that. I didn't, but I did steer clear of him in case he picked out all my flaws in public or something. Now I realise he probably wouldn't have done that."
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When the drink was delivered and Tina told the bargirl to keep the change, she pulled the shot glasses and bottle close to her and twisted the cap of. She expertly splashed the liquor into the glasses and only spilled a couple of drops. The dish with the lemon was lined up with the salt shaker, and in a little well-honed production line that very much indicated she was no virgin to this sort of fun, she licked-sipped-sucked like a pro and then licked her lips when she removed the lemon rind. She kissed her fingers like an Italian chef and smirked. "Fabulous, darling. That's a really good drop." She nudged the stuff over to Santana for her shot. "Hags-in-law... like you wouldn't even believe. Blaine isn't my only connection to the Smyth twins, you could say. I've sort of been avoiding them a little since I got into town around a similar time to them. I was hoping to catch more with Blaine, but with Dumb and Dumber staying with him, and Blaine darting off to Jacksonville to see Kurt on the regular, I haven't really had the chance. We had one quick McDonalds sundae date at 10pm one night where he filled me in on everything with Kurt, but that was it. I really had no idea. Kurt always terrified me. I can't even lie about that. He was the sort of person I always wished I could be but never had the balls to try. I wanted to hate him for that. I didn't, but I did steer clear of him in case he picked out all my flaws in public or something. Now I realise he probably wouldn't have done that."