Tina held up a hand with a snort. "Please, Luke was way hotter than Puck will ever be, despite how much he tells everyone to the contrary. Blaine's always been this epic tiny little package of wisdom that he can't help sprinkling all over us unsuspecting bastards. Like fairy dust, only it's invisible and you realise you have been inflicted with it only after he's sitting there all zen and worldly like he was born with the golden touch or something. Yet, he's still a virgin too. Do you know how many times I tried to get that boy laid? He resisted every attempt, kept saying that when he met the right person, he wanted to get that tickly feeling in his belly and the whole world to feel like it was made of hot chocolate because it was so warm. Those were his actual words. He's, like, a living Care Bare. He needs a sunshine embroidered on his gut. We all used to laugh and mock him, but now look? He's gone and found it, hasn't he? Sure, Kurt's not exactly the epitome of Prince Charming. I don't think he was ducking behind the rose bushes in the Disney films to upchuck on the regular, but it's sweet and I'm jealous, because I wish I could find that too. Be taken care of, have someone to take care of. The whole ball game." She sighed wistfully, taking a sip of her drink. She was too skeptical to believe she would ever actually find it, though. She would have to go on some sort of Holy Quest to even begin to search because America certain didn't seem to have what she needed on offer. Then Santana was reminding her that Jeremy was in the picture here and she nodded. "Definitely my place," she confirmed and down the rest of her drink to get up off the stool.

There was no sense waiting. They could talk more on the walk home. The bar seemed so impersonal all of a sudden. She hooked her handbag over her shoulder and nodded towards the door. "Lead the way, sexy," she told Santana with a wink. Once they were outside, it was easier to pick the conversation up again. "Blaine's thriving on it. He was made to care for someone with his whole heart and soul. He worries and it's out of his comfort zone, but Kurt is worth it for him. Hell, he's worth it for all of us. I feel sorry he has suffered so much and been scared of his own existence with so much hate on himself. I can't imagine that. Jez was definitely just a one off, for both of us. He'll always be important to be because he's such a sweetheart. I will tear anyone's tits off who hurt him. But I'm definitely a single lady. Beyonce has nothing on me," she added with a smirk.