"Those two were always inseparable," Santana said with a small smirk. "It was like Blaine was the Yoda to Puck's whiny, Empire Strikes Back Luke Skywalker. Eventually, Puck ended up growing up a little by association with someone tiny and way smarter than he was. But Blaine's got way better fashion sense than Yoda. Especially since he outgrew that bowties phase he went through there." She laughed a little at the memory of Blaine and Puck's early days of friendship, and how she hadn't really believed that Puck ended up being a dude fag hag until she saw him and Blaine in action together, the dorks that they were... are. They might have grown up, but mention Toy Story or Back to the Future and you've got yourself a couple overgrown kids plopping down in front of the TV with popcorn popped before you even get as far as finishing the movie title." Tina's thoughts on true love couldn't have echoed Santana's more perfectly, and the Latina found her eyes trailing unashamedly over the other woman's form yet again. Goddamn, she was sure that Tina hadn't been that hot in school. "Oh, I'm right there with you, hot stuff. True love is nice in the movies, and when it's happening to your friends, but it just never seems to come my way. Not that I'm pining away for it. I'll take care of my needs, and have plenty of fun in the meantime. Oh, hell, yeah. He's definitely hot. Even I have to admit that. Built like nothing I've ever seen, and hardworking as hell. But he doesn't seem in any real hurry to get to things on the dating front. Which makes sense, I suppose. For now anyway. He was injured in action, and he's just now getting to the point where he can walk with a cane. But that's leaps and bounds above where he was before." She paused, letting her index finger trace a circular pattern on the inside of Tina's thigh. "I have a fag and his twin in my place, so yours might be better."

"Seb kind of filled me in on what was going on when I got into town. I hate what's happened to Kurt, and I hate that Blainers is getting himself into something he has no idea how to handle. But he's determined as fuck, and I'm impressed. I can't say I'd be going into the situation he's in. In fact, I'm pretty sure that would be a pretty major no-go zone for me. I don't think I could handle helping someone through something so awful. I know that makes me sound like a selfish bitch, but it's the truth of things." There was no denying that she was a little surprised that Germ was good in bed. She didn't think he'd be awful or anything, but "firecracker" wasn't a term she would've expected. "Probably a good plan in the end, if I had my guess," she said. "That's a hell of a bunch of complications there waiting to happen. Plus, if you're not all making it a regular thing with Germ, it means you're available for some fun tonight." She winked, leaning in again to kiss Tina... The Asian woman was one hell of a kisser, there was no doubt about that. Santana was well convinced that Tina could do other awesome things with that mouth, too. "So should we make that trip back to your place sooner rather than later?"