Tina just laughed and gave Santana and overexaggerated wink. "Oh, honey, I can always use a lot of physical therapy. Puck keeps offering to watch too, ever since he discovered I like girls. And honestly, if I was drunk enough, I would probably let him. I've just never told him that. Luckily Blainers is a billion percent gay and has no interest in my tits or what I do with them, so it's kind of a nice delicate balance I have with them. They are just basically the last two people on earth I ever pegged to end up my best friends. I was always so far away in New York, though. Puck and me both became cops simultaneously and we helped each other through the course, but it was from a distance. He was here, I was there. Now I get to joke with him that I could end up his partner, but honestly, I think we would probably kill each other if we had to work together every single day. You get to an age, though, where you don't want to go everything alone anymore. You don't necessarily want to be married with four kids and a dog, because trust me, I'm not sure I want to get married ever again, but I do want the people I love in my life and around me. But tell me, what is so special about your favourite client that you dragged them all the way to Miami with you? And how the hell did they agree to that? You were in DC before, right?" She wasn't shy by any means, and when she felt Santana's hand on her leg, she gave her another smirk and then put her hand over the top of Santana's an gradually eased it upwards.

"That's old news. At least, so I think. He vaguely mentioned she was acting weird and they seemed to agree that it wasn't the best choice for them to hook up. I'm sort of glad because it could have ended up way awkward. Everything with Kurt and Blaine is just full-on and we need all hands on deck, so to speak. I mean, it would be totally weird if Puck and Quinn dated and then had a weird break up when they're both BFFs to Kurt and Blaine. Mercedes. Hell, she was another girl I envied so hard. All that talent and confidence. I had nothing of that. I swear, when I think back to high school days, I break out into hives." She paused and then had to give a wry nod of her head now she ha confessed. "One of the hottest I've ever had, believe it or not. I guess you could say I'm bi, but these days, all girls for me. Jez was my last. He left a lasting impression. Not many people know what we did, though. We agreed to keep it on the hush. He was a sweetheart about it. He was the one who convinced me to more get my lesbian on and have the confidence with it. Never doubt the quiet or shy ones. They're always a bomb in the sack. He just lets Sebastian think he's the sex god of the family, but those genes are something else."