theundapperone: (Shrug (Glasses))
Jeremy Smyth ([personal profile] theundapperone) wrote in [community profile] slidingmoments 2012-12-12 11:25 am (UTC)

Jeremy touched a finger to his lips to physically try to prevent more inappropriate laughing falling out of them and just had to nod in confirmation that yes, Sebastian had a twin. "Erm, I apologise for the boyfriend stealing. He went to boarding school and I went to public school, so I didn't really keep up with his social schedule all that much. I just knew he set his sights in directions they shouldn't be sometimes. But I promise you, this time, he wasn't setting them in your directions because he's gayer than gay and has been since puberty. Maybe even beyond that. He's never been into girls. That was always sort of my forte. And I say 'sort of' because I'm hardly a sex god or anything like that. Far, far from it. I have a pretty abysmal track record actually and... I have no idea why I'm telling you this because it is just making everything even more epically awkward, and I apologise profusely," he said sheepishly.

"I didn't go to school in Ohio, so that probably had a lot to do with it. I mean, I did visit Dalton on occasion, but I went to school in New York. Sebastian has always been way more of a snob than me, he wouldn't settle for less than private, but our folks let us choose. Pretty sure someone who was gay would very rarely end up just sleeping with a girl, drunk or not. You had a right to wonder that because you very much didn't sleep with a gay guy. Just me. Sorry to disappoint?" 'Not bad' wasn't exactly a glowing reference and now he was just getting more embarrassed by the minute. What if he only thought he was sexually adequate when he was drunk, but really he was a dud in the sack? He scuffed his toe against the linoleum floor and fought the urge to break eye contact, look away and whistle awkwardly. "So, wait. You... did you go to McKinley? With Kurt and Puck?"

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